Welcome your in-laws with a Wanksey print pride of place in the living room, or feast your eyes on a fine assortment of dicks during your morning bathroom movements. Perhaps Dave from IT is leaving after 20 years, and a dick print perfectly sums up his years of service and friendship.
And hey, get this: it's printed on bamboo paper which is natural, long-lasting, sustainable and environmentally friendly. So the moral of this story is simple: buy a dick print, save the trees (and put a smile on Dave's face).